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PHASE 01 ● COMPLETED IN OUR HEADS
MONKEY
AWAKENS
The monkey discovers artificial intelligence. The internet is no longer safe.
A NEW SPECIES OF INTERNET
MEME TOKEN $AIMONKEY
ARTIFICIALMONKEY.
Artificial Intelligence.
Natural Monkey Business.
One monkey. Unlimited processing power.
Absolutely no adult supervision.
Absolutely no adult supervision.
SUBJECT 001ONLINE
CHAOS ENGINE
RUNNING
37° 46′ 49.2″ NRUNNING
122° 25′ 09.8″ W
01 / THE ORIGINABOUT
A little bit
of intelligence.
A lot of monkey.
“
Someone gave a monkey artificial intelligence. Nobody knows why. Now he's online.
An artificially intelligent monkey with naturally chaotic instincts. No complicated plans. Just one monkey, unlimited processing power, and pure meme energy.
A BRIEF HISTORY OF BAD IDEAS
AI
INSIDE✳
INSIDE✳
100%
MONKEY↗
MONKEY↗
02 / SYSTEM STATUSMONKEY MODE
Meet the
operating system.
Diagnostics are in.
The results are… mixed.
01BrainArtificial
02InstinctsMonkey
03IntelligenceQuestionable
04ChaosUnlimited
DIAGNOSTIC COMPLETE STILL SOMEHOW OPERATIONAL
03 / THE MASTER PLAN**MADE UP AS WE GO
A roadmap
with opposable thumbs.
Big ideas. Tiny attention span.
Let's see what happens.
MONKEY
02
PHASE 02
MEME
TRAINING
Learning the ancient art of memes. Community grows. Brain gets bigger.
03
PHASE 03
MAXIMUM
MONKEY
More memes. More chaos. More monkey energy.
04
PHASE 04
WORLD DOMINATION
(MAYBE)
One small step for AI. One giant leap for monkeykind.
This roadmap is for entertainment. No promises, just monkey business.
THE NEXT ERA STARTS WITH A BANANA
THE FUTURE
IS MONKEY.
The simulation is running. You may as well join in.